Funny Punny Jokes
A young boy in year 1 needed to use the bathroom desperately, so he asked his teacher if he could go to the loo. The teacher responded saying "Alright but first you must say your alphabet." So quickly the boy recited his alphabet "A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z". The teacher asked "Where was your P?" The boy replied "Its running down my leg miss."
Why was the Math book unhappy?
It had too many problems!
Parallel lines have so much in common.
Its a shame they will never meet.