Funny Punny Jokes
What does a cat say after solving a riddle?
Meow I get it.
What do farmers say when a baby goat eats their couch?
'Ewe' have 'Goat' to be 'Kidding' me.
What animal is short, has 2 legs, and runs around the house like a maniac?
A younger sibling.
What do you call a cow that dosn't produce milk?
An udder failure!
What do you call a rock fish that takes drugs?
A stoned fish.