Funny Punny Jokes
How do you sink a submarine full of fools?
Knock on the door.
How do you confuse a doofus?
You put them in a round room and tell them to sit in a corner.
How do you make a doofus laugh on Sunday?
You tell him a joke on Saturday
How did the doofus break his arm by raking leaves?
He fell out of the tree.
How do you get a one armed doofus out of a tree?
You wave to him.